I’ve always wanted a network card that:
- Can decrease my ping times below 0
- Use a futuristic 32-bit PCI bus
- Has its own 400 MHz processor
- Has 64MB of dedicated RAM
- Completely bypass that ridiculous windows network stack that performs so terribly
- Has a removable heat-sink that doubles as a COMPLETELY AWESOME NINJA STAR
(3:14:29 PM) Alex Schafer: I for one am curious to receive webpages in my browser even before I request them
(3:14:39 PM) Alex Schafer: Maybe if I overclock it, It could retrieve cnn into the future
