I’ve always wanted a network card that:

• Can decrease my ping times below 0
• Use a futuristic 32-bit PCI bus
• Has its own 400 MHz processor
• Has 64MB of dedicated RAM
• Completely bypass that ridiculous windows network stack that performs so terribly
• Has a removable heat-sink that doubles as a COMPLETELY AWESOME NINJA STAR

Bigfoot Networks delivers!

(3:14:29 PM) Alex Schafer: I for one am curious to receive webpages in my browser even before I request them
(3:14:39 PM) Alex Schafer: Maybe if I overclock it, It could retrieve cnn into the future